How to pass a drug test for weed (easiest way and real way)

www.mcdonaldscruelty.com Pass a drug test the same day Warning: This video is not meant to promote the use of illegal drugs. The purpose of this video is public education. This is the real explanation with real facts. First I’ll tell you how to pass the test and then I will show the facts. Ask yourself this simple question. When is the test? If you have more than one week before the test, do a lot of exercise and the day before the test stop: eat a lot and be lazy. I’ll explain later. The day of the test keep being lazy and keep eating. Drink a lot of water until your urine looks clear. Clear urine means that you’re hydrated and there’s nothing wrong with that. If you only have a few days before the test don’t waste your time trying to get rid of THC because you won’t. Best way is to hide it. Remember they can read lectures of ng/ml or 0.000000001 g/ml . They test mostly for THC acid in urine. Eat a lot and don’t exercise, and the day of the test drink a lot of water. Cranberry juice is a natural diuretic, so it will help you pee a lot. THC will appear in the urine 4 hours after smoked. To get a better understanding read these guide questions. Depending on the answer you will have an idea of how long the THC will be in your system. Add or subtract time depending on the answer using these base questions. 1) How frequently do you smoke? More than 2 times per week- The THC will be in the body approx. 20-60 days Less than 2 days per week- The THC will be in the body approx. 4

In this Skeptics Distinguished Lecture Series talk at Caltech from 1999, three science biographers take an illuminating look back over the life and legacy of one of the 20th Century’s most celebrated astronomers. First, Michael Shermer analyzes Carl Sagans career to test common claims (such as the idea that Sagans popularizing interfered with his scientific research). Shermer reveals the true nature of the so-called Sagan Effect. Then, William Poundstone (author of Carl Sagan: A Life in the Cosmos) provides an entertaining look at Sagans lesser known interests — especially his marijuana use (and the media fascination with that revelation). Keay Davidson (author of Carl Sagan: A Life) rounds out the event with a discussion of Sagans ideas about exobiology and nuclear proliferation. Order the DVD: www.skeptic.com

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50 Responses

  1. GhOsTsmiLEYiaPL says:

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  2. dylz777 says:

    I made a chemical product that you can pass a drug test by pouring it in your urine 🙂 I sell it at my school because we have random lab drug tests. Its like urine luck but its in a .5ml tube (like the size of your thumbnail) and its undetected by any drug tests so far. Urine luck is detected though.

  3. Zanzabar Zoness says:

    Buy synthetic urine. Its cheap as hell and you wont have to worry about drug tests.

  4. jasonwars11 says:

    JUST QUIT!!! I been clean for 10 months. It’s easy. When you look at your wallet and how much you save by not going to your dealer that should be your motivation. Your dealer don’t give a fuck about you. So why should you give a fuck about giving him/her your inns. 10 months of quitting. My bank account looks good. My mind is right, and those dark circles under my eyes are gone. I am more active and I feel good. QUITTING MJ WAS THE BEST DECISION I’VE EVER MADE!! JUST QUIT!!!

  5. bastienjolin says:

    your fucked!
    did you pass or fail?

  6. yaboiveeks808 says:

    this is good info…only thing id add is using pure bitter cranberry juice the day prior to clean out the bladder and taking a good dose of bentonite clay to rout the thc more into the intestines the day and night before and the day off…feed yourself consantly so you burn no fat. drink choke water and take a b vitamin the morning of test so the pee looks yellow….beef will help add some creatine in the urine so you dont get a diluted result. i know what im talking about. felony probation

  7. 760sk8mafia says:

    THIS VIDEO SUCKS IIMEAN SOME OF IT IS LIGIT BUT MOST OF IT I STUPID FIND ANOTHER VIDEO IF YOUR REALLY TRYN TO PASS!

  8. gogetazx1 says:

    i need to pass the drug test on the weekend or my mom will whoop my ASS!!

  9. DrKushHungry says:

    or just use fake piss and avoid this video….

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  11. superreverbfreak says:

    well….did you pass it?

  12. MEGA MANUEL says:

    DRINKING LOTS OF WATER CONTINUOSLY TILL YOUR URINE IS CLEAR WORKS. ITS LIKE JUST PASSING THE WATER. YOU HAVE TO BE SURE TO GET ALL THE COLOR OUT OF YOUR URINE.

  13. FironDesigns says:

    33 people eat at micky d’s on a daily basis

  14. darius savory says:

    Just don’t do drugs? Surely that’s the intelligent way of passing a drug test?

  15. SGTLumina says:

    I’ll just give my personal experience from over 10 years ago. Maybe drug tests have changed since then(idk), but i smoked 4 hours before a test and passed. Call it my last salute to mj. I drank a shit ton of water and kept pissing as much as a could. Over and over. I think by the time i took the test it was nothing but water running through my system. No exercise. No eating. Justing water and pissing. Of course it depends on if they cant get a read and send it back. Wasn’t the case .

  16. Nick Senkow says:

    im nervous too i used to be a chronic but i quit so i could apply to some good jobs…i quit from november 2 to december 19th then i smoked 4 tiny joints with 2 other people ..then i quit for 36 days and had my drug test yesterday..im kinda stressed about it. and of course i smoked a tiny joint today with one other person…so if i do get called back to re piss,,ill fail for sure now! you guys think ill pass?

  17. ti trinh says:

    i got my test monday

  18. MegaShredder666 says:

    SMART….

  19. CornSyrupSkate says:

    Can I suck your dick?

  20. noni606 says:

    Are you retarded? So you are saying that fat people should eat a lot of grease to lose weight … jajaj is not that simple moron when you eat your body transfer the things you need to the blood and is you eat instant energy food you will use that energy instead of the one stored on your body fat.. so if you dont eat guess what.. your body will burn body fat with thc on it and you will pee thc metabolites that will show up on the test.. GET IS KNOW or you still need a map?

  21. barcekilla says:

    i fuckkkkkkkkkkkkeed up

  22. barcekilla says:

    fuuuck dude i have a pass program and took my test today passed clean and after school i hit a pipe once and when i got back to school for the program a kid got caught cheating and had us all repiss and i failed

  23. Lesley Haskell says:

    I haven’t really really smoked since Dec. 7th and I’m not sure if or when I’ll have a test for my internship starting tomorrow Jan 14th. I think I’ll be fine, yes I’m fat but the fact that I haven’t smoked and been drinking a lot of water since my last toke. Just a little nervous.

  24. khalif abdullah says:

    ha your fuck

  25. ikilleduku says:

    😉 say it’s your religion

  26. acat543 says:

    That’s it keep deluding yourself, because the truth speaks for itself.

  27. GMBCATASTROPHE says:

    He didn’t treat wormholes as baseless fantasy? Well they are baseless fantasies. He was no scientist. And how about his completely made up nonsense when it came to Venus’ temperature?

    I’d wonder if he even once went with the scientific method.

  28. Jacob Darenberg says:

    …On the other hand, suspect pictures (of things that only the photographer was able to take a picture of, and no one else) and witness testimonial has never been a source of credible truth, ever.

  29. Jacob Darenberg says:

    The sort of junk Sagan was into? Sagan was only “into” science. As far as speculation goes, including wormhole travel and extra terrestrials and such, he treated as open questions which we will or will not find out the reality of. That is the opposite of baseless; that is fair skepticism. I’m not sure how you justify categorizing Carl Sagan’s views, gleaned from science, in the same group as mystics and religious who do not get their views from any proven discovery.

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  31. macgeek2004 says:

    Man, I should totally download this video, rip out the audio, cut that intro out, and use it as my ringtone. It’s just…GREAT! LOL!

  32. Ievolovel says:

    That’s a mexican tobacco plant, but I think cannabis is what you are recalling.

  33. Ievolovel says:

    It’s never odd when heads nod back and forth, unpredictable like racket sports.

  34. joe mama says:

    What’s marijuana? Oh wait, never mind I remember.

  35. acat543 says:

    Are we discussing the same thing or what?

  36. GMBCATASTROPHE says:

    No you are the idiot. And Sagan, Schermer and the lot of them over at Randi’s internet sewer. For buying into every stupid damn idea that the mainstream has.

  37. acat543 says:

    As for James Randi, he is a pathetic liar and coward. Of course it must be noted that he withdrew his claim that the Billy Meier case is a hoax and that the international professional skeptics’ organization, CFI-West, not only failed (after three years) to duplicate even one of Meier’s photos or films as they claimed they could do but they publicly refused to have their quaint little photos of model UFOs tested as Meier’s were. End of credibility for the skeptics.

  38. acat543 says:

    You’re the idiot!

  39. GMBCATASTROPHE says:

    Exactly like Schermer and all those idiots over at Randi’s place. Never saw mainstream idiocy that they didn’t fall for.

  40. GMBCATASTROPHE says:

    Follow your own train of thought dumbass. I’m not a Christian or religious in any way. So therefore, idiot, your comments implying that I was superstitious meant nothing to me. But dumbass Carl went for any stupid mainstream idea he could find.

  41. acat543 says:

    All the names you called me is what you are calling yourself, not me. Because that’s what you are and also ignorant and stupid with an impoverished consciousness.

  42. GMBCATASTROPHE says:

    No you thick dopey piece of shit. All that rubbish you talked about Christianity means nothing to me because I’m an atheist Fuck me you are a moron. This is typical of people who think that Sagan is any kind of serious scientist.

  43. acat543 says:

    It means nothing to you because you’re ignorant with an impoverished consciousness that only you have caused yourself.

  44. GMBCATASTROPHE says:

    Right. That stuff means nothing to me. I’m an atheist. But the sort of junk that Sagan was into is as baseless as anything the religious types came up with.

  45. acat543 says:

    If you want the real truth about everything you wanted to know about the false and evil religion’s, that there is no god, that Jesus never existed, how the universe and our world began, the real purpose of our life and any other important question’s you want answered, research Billy Meier thoroughly for yourself with a neutral open mind and tell me what you think. The Billy Meier material is not a religion or a cult, It’s simply a teaching of truth, spirit, and of life. Search: Theyfly.com.

  46. acat543 says:

    If you want the real truth about everything you wanted to know about the false and evil religion’s, that there is no god, that Jesus never existed, how the universe and our world began, the real purpose of our life and any other important question’s you want answered, research Billy Meier thoroughly for yourself with a neutral open mind and tell me what you think. The Billy Meier material is not a religion or a cult, It’s simply a teaching of truth, spirit, and of life. Search: Theyfly.com.

  47. acat543 says:

    If you want the real truth about everything you wanted to know about the false and evil religion’s, that there is no god, that Jesus never existed, how the universe and our world began, the real purpose of our life and any other important question’s you want answered, research Billy Meier thoroughly for yourself with a neutral open mind and tell me what you think. The Billy Meier material is not a religion or a cult, It’s simply a teaching of truth, spirit, and of life. Search: Theyfly.com.

  48. acat543 says:

    If you want the real truth about everything you wanted to know about the false and evil religion’s, that there is no god, that Jesus never existed, how the universe and our world began, the real purpose of our life and any other important question’s you want answered, research Billy Meier thoroughly for yourself with a neutral open mind and tell me what you think. The Billy Meier material is not a religion or a cult, It’s simply a teaching of truth, spirit, and of life. Search: Theyfly.com.

  49. acat543 says:

    If you want the real truth about everything you wanted to know about the false and evil religion’s, that there is no god, that Jesus never existed, how the universe and our world began, the real purpose of our life and any other important question’s you want answered, research Billy Meier thoroughly for yourself with a neutral open mind and tell me what you think. The Billy Meier material is not a religion or a cult, It’s simply a teaching of truth, spirit, and of life. Search: Theyfly.com.

  50. TheFACTSRUS says:

    Your posts are the delusional rants of an asshole who knows nothing.